Funny

I love how we all know that I'm your favorite grandchild grandparents granny grandpa coffee cup mug

If you can read this my invisibility cloak isn't working alone loneliness magic coffee cup mug

If you can read this shirt I was forced to put my book down and reenter society anti social lonely by yourself coffee cup mug

I feel like shit look like shit and really don't give a shit vulgar not in the mood coffee cup mug

I enjoy long romantic walks through the hardware store tools accessories parts coffee cup mug

I enjoy long romantic walks to the gun store firearms riffles rights coffee cup mug

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere diet sweets icing coffee cup mug

I don't give a sip shit care dame coffee cup mug

I don't get older I level up growing older age stay young coffee cup mug

I did molly in college then she went back to her boyfriend drugs pills school coffee cup mug

I'm sorry there is no cure for stupidity not impressed arrogant ignorant coffee cup mug

I'm not with stupid anymore relationships condescending terms of endearment coffee cup mug

I'm late for work because I got drunk last night and set my calculator for $5.30 alarm clock drinking bar alcohol coffee cup mug

I'm sorry I don't take orders I barely take suggestions rule breaker independant coffee cup mug

Hot flashes god's way of preparing you for hell period women satan coffee cup mug

Hocus Pocus I need coffee to focus halloween caffeine coffee cup mug