Hogwarts Wasn't Hiring So I Clean Teeth For Muggles Instead High Quality Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A soft, lived-in tee that reads like a wink from a fellow bookish misfit. The charcoal shirt carries a playful, chalkboard-style design that says “Hogwarts wasn’t hiring so I clean teeth for Muggles instead,” with tiny broom and wand accents. It sits comfortably on the shoulders and keeps its shape thanks to reinforced tape and a ribbed collar. Wear it while shelving paperbacks, grading homework, or sipping a late-night tea — it looks relaxed but clever, the kind of shirt that sparks a nod from other fans and starts conversations with a grin.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton body (selected colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and twill shoulder tape for lasting shape and reduced stretching
- Ribbed knit collar and classic crew neckline that hold form wash after wash
- Prints produced with crisp DTF and DTG techniques for clear sleeve, neck, and chest artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
