And There Seems To Be No Sign Of Intelligent Life Anywhere High Quality Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A laid-back, boldly printed tee that speaks with dry wit. The distressed, block-letter design reads like a sardonic commentary, perfect for folks who appreciate dark humor and blunt honesty. The soft, breathable cotton drapes easily for everyday wear — whether you're lounging at home, grabbing coffee, or making a low-key statement in a crowd. The muted, vintage-style print adds a lived-in feel that pairs naturally with jeans, sneakers, and a slow smile.
Lightweight and comfortable, this shirt becomes the go-to when you want to signal your personality without shouting. It blends durability and soft hand-feel so it stays comfortable through repeated wear. The relaxed crew neck and classic fit keep the look clean and wearable for casual meetups, chill weekends, or a sarcastic nod at informal gatherings.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish.
- Ribbed crew neckline and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability.
- DTG and DTF printed details for crisp, long-lasting graphics (sleeves/labels use DTF).
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets EU safety and material compliance standards.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
