Fuck This Shit I'll Just Become A Stripper High Quality Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A bold, no-nonsense tee that speaks for the days when sarcasm and dark humor say it best. This lightweight crew-neck shirt wears like a lived-in favorite while the bold white lettering cuts through on black to deliver an unapologetic punchline. Wear it to vent with friends, as a laugh at a casual night out, or tucked under a leather jacket for a cheeky, rebellious edge. The message lands loud but the fit stays comfortable — breathable cotton, soft ribbed collar, and a clean silhouette that moves with you.
Made to be worn, laughed at, and lived in: the shirt keeps its shape thanks to shoulder tape and a sturdy ribbed neckline. The tear-away label keeps the back of your neck irritation-free. Ethically sourced ring-spun cotton and OEKO-TEX safety certification mean you’re getting a responsibly made blank that’s been printed with crisp, high-contrast ink for long-lasting impact.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun lightweight cotton (4.5 oz/yd²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, durable finish
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for extra comfort at the neck
- DTG/DTF printed graphics for sharp, long-lasting white-on-black contrast
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
