Not Today Mugglefucker High Quality Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This black crewneck tee carries a sharp, sarcastic vibe — bold white lettering reads “Not Today Mugglefucker” in a witchy, hand-drawn style with a tiny pointed hat accent. It feels like the blackout mood of a late-night spell-casting session: blunt, unapologetic, and a little wicked. Wear it to make a clear statement when you need space, when you’re guarding energy, or when you want a wry laugh with people who speak the same snarky, fandom-fluent language. The look pairs easily with worn-in jeans, layered under an overshirt, or tucked into a high-waisted skirt for nights out where you want the attitude to do the talking. It’s for those who lean into dark humor, fandom references, and low-key rebellion — a tee that reads like a personal mantra and a punchline at once.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth finish
- Ribbed collar retains shape for a tidy crewneck
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for durable, year-round wear
- Prints applied with DTF (sleeves/neck) and DTG for crisp, detailed artwork
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
